I’d Rate the Weekend a 4 out of 20

By Aayushi Datta | Photo by Lizzy Morearty

“What Kind of Weekend Did You Just Have?”
(Spoiler: It’s a 4 out of 20.)

1. You walk into Sephora for a “quick browse.” What happens next?
A) You buy one thing and leave like a responsible adult.
B) You swatch 14 lipsticks, then leave with just a sample.
C) You black out and wake up $100 poorer, because of just one more lip liner. 

2. Friday night rolls around. What’s the vibe?
A) Cozy night in with a movie and a blanket.
B) Chill hangout with friends and maybe a pizza.
C) You’re in an 18+ nightclub dancing, surrounded by sweat, smoke, and chaotic energy. There’s glitter. 

3. It’s 4 a.m. What are you doing?
A) Sleeping peacefully, dreaming of normal things.
B) Watching a comfort show for the third time.
C) Having a mental breakdown at the esplanade because lemons are not lemonading.

4. Saturday plans?
A) Productive! Cleaned, ran errands, organized life.
B) Lowkey. Maybe went for a walk.
C) Thrifted $120 worth of clothes, but it’s fine because everything was below $20. Or that’s what you tell yourself.

5. Sunday is 4/20. What’s the vibe?
A) Chill and celebratory. Nature walk. Laughed a lot.
B) Took it easy, maybe had some snacks.
C) Stare. Sleep. Repeat. 

Your Result: "The 4 out of 20" Weekend 💅
You lived. You laughed. You spiraled in glitter. This weekend had it all: emotional spending, questionable nightlife decisions, a light thrift adventure, and an existential Sunday. You didn’t thrive, but you did survive. And honestly? That’s iconic in its own way.