Lizzy Morearty Lizzy Morearty Lizzy Morearty Treasurer, Photo, Social Media Post-Haze Prepubescent Freshman Take a Trip to the MFA to Repair Damaged Masculinity How to Cite Prophecy in MLA Format I’m Training for MarMon: And Other Excuses Your Roommate Gives for Their Most Recent Blackout Discounted Student Housing Now Available: North Campus How?! Sephora Children in My Lectures???? Mission Impossible: Finding Melanin-Deficient Roommate in Sea of White Treating Papa’s Freezeria Like I’m in The Bear and Other Things I Do During My 3-Hour Lecture You Don’t Want the Smoke: The Drunk Cigarette Epidemic I Gave Up for Lent “Didn’t We Hook Up Freshman Year?” Interrupting the BU Tours to Embarrass the Guide Nobody Got Time for You to Make a Friend… Petition to Ban Hogging One Big Ass Table With Your Tiny Little Lonely Self Lovers From Opposite Towers: The Lost Bra Pad, A Cinderella Story I Saw a Rat on Bay State Road The Alpha Doesn’t Concern Himself With Blackboard Notifications Student With 4 Exams Frustrated With What a Nice Fucking Fall Day It Is You Can Mobile Order Stocks at Questrom Starbucks Random! Bubba Gump Shrimp Announces Name Change Curtis Sliwa Unzips Bodysuit to Reveal Another Curtis Sliwa Born To Be Short: How My Height Is Challenging Hegemonic Masculinity Who the Fuck Thinks BU Stands for Baylor University? If You See Me at a Party Being Manipulated and Lied to by a Skinny Guy in a Band Don’t Bother Saving Me GrabHub: New BU-Exclusive Food Delivery System Encourages Stealing The Red Wave: Does Your Hobby Deserve a Backpack? They Just Taped Over the Mice Hole in My Dorm (This Isn’t a Joke, They Used My Own Tape) The Perv Ghost That Keeps Opening the Bathroom Door in My New Apartment Adding the “Pre Billionaire” Label to My Degree Because That’s How All You Fucking Cunts Sound. You’d Make a Horrible Lawyer. I’d Never Hire You As My Doctor. You’re Taking Chemistry? Aw. I Don’t Give a Fuck. The One Intersection Where I Can’t Jaywalk: My 13th Reason Poli-Sci Student From Massachusetts Starts Brexit Club No Nut November Decimates Boston Squirrel Population Bean Sold Me Fent Behind Warren Towers: A Personal Story Recession Indicator: Buying My Textbook With 7% APR Sneaky Links Are NOT Allowed to Come to My Comedy Shows Allston Rat Seen Wearing Tiny Salmon Board Shorts While Hitting Vape Fed Up With Phallic Sculptures on Campus? Here Are Six Public Art Pieces That Look Like a Giant Pussy 😻 Trump Places Tariffs on Yuri in Effort to Preserve Yaoi Markets (I Wonder Why) Giving a Land Acknowledgment in Front of My Republican Family at Thanksgiving Photos Wait, When Were Taxes Due? Q and U Reportedly Divorced After Q Caught U Cheating With V It's Opposite Day Tomorrow but Don’t Tell Ryan I’d Rate the Weekend a 4 out of 20 “So Now I’m the Bad Guy?” Tenured Professor Fired After Stamping “Pass/Fail” on Students’ Foreheads “Now Wait a Damn Minute”: Making My Friends Guess Which Anonymous Bunion Articles I’ve Written About Them Meet with a BU Advisor and You’ll Suddenly Have a Whole Extra Year of College! Breaking My AMC Sobriety To Do a Wicked/Gladiator II Double Feature Dining Hall Announces More Honeydew The Devil Wears SHEIN: An Attack on Bay State Road BU To Add 6 Factor Authentication Giving My Professor a Pup Cup To Make Him My Bitch Playing Eye Tag With My Reflection in CDS Costumes I Don’t Want To See or Else I’ll Hurt Myself and Others Watching the Guy in Front of Me Ask Chat “Rizz for Wealthy Church Girl” and Why Is It Lowkey Working
