Fed Up With Phallic Sculptures on Campus? Here Are Six Public Art Pieces That Look Like a Giant Pussy 😻

By Ces Lodovico | Photo by Lizzy Morearty

Okay if you’re woke as shit like me then you know that there is WAY too much phallic art on campus. It’s, quite frankly, disgusting. I look out on COM lawn and see that giant shaft spurting water out its tip and I get nauseous. Making me think about dick at 10 in the morning. Killing my fucking vibe. Fuck you.

I look across the street and see CDS which is still phallic despite the fact that it curves. Like dick can curve to the right or the left and even up or down and it’s really fucking pissing me off. 

1.) That White Squiggly Fuck Outside The Towers

More vaginal than anything else I’ve seen on campus. These are clearly two labial folds gently caressing each other. How I only wish I could part them to eat that box!

2.) Sidewalk Crack Resembling A Vagina

This is a really accessible piece of public art that you can see anywhere if you look hard enough! 

3.) hummus vagina

This is a piece of art that I painstakingly and lovingly created with a breadstick and a container of hummus. It’s Cedar not S*bra because free Palestine and we support local businesses. I love the taste of both pussy and hummus so there’s great overlap in that sense.

4.) Anonymous Puss: Sculpture That Looks Like Puss With An Unknown Artist Behind CAS

#SecretPuss

5.) Fierce Ass Fenway Puss Art Above That Bartaco

This one is above a bartaco, which has been lovingly referred to on Reddit as ‘the whitest Mexican restaurant I’ve ever been to.’ At least there is gorgeous pussy art gracing the eyes of all those who traverse through Fenway, like me when it’s time to pick up my Tasty Burger from Tasty Burger. Mmmmm burger 🍔♥️ It’s even got a clit and a bush like thank FUCK girl I’m so sick of all this bare ass pussy propaganda I’m not a fucking baby bruh y’all are pedophiles I just want to exist in my natural state as a GROWN ASS BITCH with JUNGLE PUSS.

6.) MY PUSSY!

The most gorgeous work of art resembling a puss in the world is actually my very own vagina. I pay homage to it quite often by presenting offerings of fingers, vibrators, and boyfriend dick. It’s getting really fucking scary out here for