The Man in the Sky Lowered My Libido and Now I'm a Good Person
Article by: Lucie | Photo by: Lizzy
The moment I stopped wanting to sleep with women, I stopped hurting them, which is God’s plan (Drake was wrong). Some people say growth is about taking accountability, but I think it’s about knowing when something has already been handled. And in my case, it has. By God.
Before you ask, yes, I am special enough for God to personally fix my life for me. I have known it since the first time my mommy told me I could do and take whatever I wanted because I deserved it for being born. I mean, she carried me for nine months, and I just showed up. That’s a pretty equal split if you think about it.
Anyways, I know God handpicked me to help me overcome my “toxic masculinity” (see that feminists? accountability) and serve as his gift to mankind. We are actually kind of tight now. Not in a weird way—just like, we understand each other. I talk, He listens, and then He removes whatever personality trait was causing me problems. It’s honestly been huge for me. Reducing my sexual urges was the key to my happiness.
A lot of people (femboys and feminists) say that therapy is crucial on a self-help journey. So after my divine intervention, I thought I’d give it a shot. But after telling her about my inspirational progress, she asked if I had apologized to the women I hurt. Which felt kind of aggressive. Like, why are we bringing them into this? This is about my journey.
And also, I think I’ve already done enough.
Is it my fault I gave a few people an STD? No, I only got it because this girl gave me head in the bathroom at a club, and let's be real, if you're down for that, you probably have an STD. Obviously, that logic applies to females only because it's about cleanliness, and that's their area of expertise. And look, it was a LOT of work to get that shit cleared up, so I basically repented already.
Is it my fault she wouldn’t stop talking about her dead grandma, and I fell asleep? No. At a certain point, you have to protect your own energy. No one ever asks how I was doing in that moment. Also, everyone knows that only men are extremely distraught when their grandmas die. That's why only men cheat on their girlfriends when they die. Duh.
Should I apologize for telling a girl she was a part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee? No, I was literally helping her. I even told her my dad might buy her a new pair if she was down for a threesome. And guess what. SHE SAID NO!!!! Jesus, I can’t even think about it anymore.
Obviously, now I welcome rejection and am okay with hearing “no”. Totally. Fine.
The truth is, my relationship with God is deeply personal (really, it's none of your business, but I’m kind enough to share). And if I were to go back and apologize to everyone I hurt, it would almost make that relationship… about them.
Which it isn’t.
That said, I have taken steps to become a better person. I’ve started posting Bible verses on my Instagram story, sometimes over old photos of myself that still look really good. I’ve considered deleting Hinge. I used to ghost women after three dates. Now I simply pray for them and block them. I even told one of my friends, “Women aren’t objects,” which felt huge for me spiritually.
And most importantly, I’ve forgiven myself
That’s something I don’t think we talk about enough—how hard it is for men like me to carry the burden of our past actions, especially when we’ve already been forgiven by an all-powerful divine entity. At a certain point, continuing to dwell on it just feels… unnecessary.
So guys (I am using this term to apply to men snowflakes), it's time to come together. Enjoy each other. Explore each other.(bodies?) With God's help, we can lay with our neighbor. Resist the urge to look at…um… labia? Areolas? Cervixes? The power lies in you and your sack. Let God in (and Jesus can go in the other hole) and become divine and pure just like me. Don’t be like Epstein, be like Trump.
P.S. Turning Point, will you sponsor me? Joe Rogan or Theo Von, will you let me c*m on your podcast?