Online Scientist From YouLooHooLooScience.com Said the World Will End in 2026? Oh Welp.

By Aayushi Datta | Photo by Stella Ritter

In a cataclysmic turn of events, a renowned billybillylogy scientist from YooLooHooLooScience.com has claimed that the world will end in 2026 because of an upcoming fart pandemic. 

According to the site’s lead researcher, who goes by the name Dr. Assberry Poopsworth, the earth will have a blast because of “an uncontrollable global release of methane.” 

In a livestream titled “It’s Gas Over, Folks,” Dr. Poopsworth claimed that this chain reaction of flatulence will destabilize Earth’s atmosphere and create a worldwide stink powerful enough to destroy everything. 

“We’ve seen the data,” the doctor said, “Once methane levels hit 420 parts per million, it’s curtains for us all.” 

The livestream, which garnered 67(six seven) million views, named the upcoming event a “Fartocalypse.” YooLooHooLooScience.com has released a detailed report about the origin of the pandemic: yo mamas beans. 

“Say no to beans, my beans.” Dr.Poopsworth said during the live stream. “Those tiny little buds will make your stomach hurt, and then gas will come out your butt.” 

The internet has taken this news in a stride. Without delay, hashtags like #Fartophelic, #GasOver2026, #KeepYourFartOutOfMyFuckingEarth, and #OhWelp, have started trending across X, TikTok, and Instagram. 

TikTok users quickly launched a viral challenge called the “Last Breath Challenge,” where participants record themselves holding their breath for as long as possible “to protest methane buildup.” The current record stands at an impressive 53 seconds, achieved by a Florida man standing next to a Taco Bell. TikTok users have also sent out an appeal to change its name to FartTok for the remainder of the time the world has left. 

Reddit threads on r/Conspiracy and r/ToiletHumor are ablaze with debate. One user named u/my-butt-is-stinkier-than-yours wrote, “If this is true, I’m switching to kale — even if it kills me faster.” Another user, u/fartology-expert-6969, replied, “Too late, I already farted.”

Last night, the site launched a follow up report written by Dr.Poopsworth titled “The Gas Index: How Close Are We to the Final Toot?” It included a new component called the “Toot-O-Meter” where one can measure the methane levels. 

“To save the world, smooch your toot.” Dr. Poopsworth said.