One Day the CGS Elevator Will Drop and I'm OK With That

Written By The Bunion

By Lila Sverdrup | Photo by Maddy O’Leary

The first time I rode the CGS elevator, I thought it was a Towers of Terror situation. I knew this thing was gonna drop, and if not on that occasion, one day. I was ready to get down on the floor with my hands and legs spread out just like that one Instagram reel taught me. I could not even count the amount of times the metal screeched and jagged up and down. If it were to drop, at least my impending fate would not include taking a general chemistry exam on the 5th floor of CGS. 

Anyways, I ride this thing multiple times a week now. Most people opt to take the stairs, but I am living on the edge. Gives me a little excitement. One day the CGS elevator will drop, and I’m ok with that.

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