Literally Everyone Is Staring at You Right Now

By Ariana Beck | Photo by Tara Mullaney

Look up bro everyone is looking at you. Dude, did you smoke something? What are you doing? You have to stop genuinely what is you on about rn. Dude are you literally peeing right now. Do you feel that?? Thats weird what do you feel that do you feel ? Are you okay? Seriously. Look at me. Look at me I am worried about you. Bro get it together you have to stop. Fuck. Fuck dude. Holy Fucking Fuck. Dude the police are outside. Dude they know. Dude they fucking know get up we have to go. Dude get fucking up!! 

Are you gonna have time? It’s due at 11:59pm. What do you mean what do I mean? I said what I said and I meant what I said I said you said said meant what are you confused about? 

Are you bleeding?? Bro it’s everywhere. No, why would I be lying. 

DUDE THAT BUTTON SAID ENLIST.

Nah you're in the military now bro 😭😭💀 It’s lowkey clipped for you i’m not even gonna lie. 

I am pretty sure everyone knows you’re high. I’m like really sure LOL. Thats actually embarrassing. Dude they're all staring bro.

Literally everyone is staring at you right now.