Bravo To Air “The Real Housewives of Allston” in Spring 2027
Article by: Lauren M | Photo by: Adrianna E
ALLSTON – College apartments get CRAZY. Bravo fans have been tuning in to watch the uber-rich housewives for years, but producers recently discovered that the real treasure trove of drama is in broke college students’ apartments. The network is preparing to test screen a run of The Real Housewives of Allston episodes to gauge audience reactions. Here’s a quick rundown of what to expect:
CAST:
Maddie: 22 Wadsworth St’s HBIC. She meal preps every Sunday night. She’s mastered the art of the blowout. She gets up every morning at 5am to make her Corepower class. She’s pre-med, of course. No one knows how she does it. She just does. Somehow, she’s the only one in this whole apartment building that’s got their life together.
Sock: The Nonbinary Roommate with a GoFundMe. Maddie asked them to do the dishes the other day and they hopped on Yikyak to ask for donations to help them “escape their abusive housing situation.” One observer reported on a 3-day period where Sock allegedly went on strike and refused to leave their room.
Dylan: She’s an acting major that graduated last year, but sticks around in her Allston college apartment because she figures her best chance of getting any work (paid or not) is volunteering to act in student films. It doesn’t matter that she’s not making any money– she’s a trust fund baby. But, as lucky as she is to come from a rich family, she’s not exactly nepo. Her parents lack those industry connections she really needs. So, in the meantime, she’ll do the nude horror scenes the insufferable male film majors request from her.
Jason: He lives down the hall, but everyone can smell him from their own apartments. Yup, he’s a mechanical engineering student, but can’t figure out the “mechanics” of the shower. No one’s ever seen him work a job, but somehow he affords to constantly upgrade his 3-desk-long gaming setup. He’s got a lot of bits and bobs around his room that he says are for his homework projects. He might be building a bomb.
Priscilla: She’s a PR student, so she’s obsessed with appearing as The Most Normal Student on camera. She stiffens up and becomes almost robotic when she knows she’s on camera (that’s what happens when you’re PR trained) so the crew resorted to leaving hidden cameras around the apartment. Not in a creepy way, we swear. It’s definitely ethical. We noticed she likes to eat peanut butter out of the jar, by the spoonful. She wears at least 4 different outfits over the course of each day. And she loses her PR filter every Friday night when she goes out and gets drunk.
22 Wadsworth St Just. Got. Real.