Willa Norvell

Willa Norvell

Writer

Articles

Walk Slower, No Please, Walk Slower, I Have Nowhere to Go and I Don’t Matter, Take My Wallet Too

Dora Failed Us: This Generation Cannot Spot Red Flags

Noah’s Ark 2.0: BU’s Emergency Evacuations Save Only Fine Shyts

What to Do if a Leprechaun Eats You

RFK Jr. Announces Digging In Your Butt Works Better Than Vaccines

Sharing is Caring, Have You Sat On Someone’s Face at FitRec?

Exclusive Interview With Tim Cheese: Prison, Plotting, and Pork

From Duffer to Stuffer: My Pending Taxidermy Plans Based on Season 5

Headlines

Trump Is Kiki and Bill Is Bubba

Curtis Sliwa Unzips Bodysuit to Reveal Another Curtis Sliwa

Playing Eye Tag With My Reflection in CDS

Wait, When Were Taxes Due?