Q and U Reportedly Divorced After Q Caught U Cheating With V

By Ariana Beck | Photo by Lizzy Morearty

Here's some context. U and Q have been having some issues. Q has a very very close friend that she used to be.. more with. U has been very vocal about her (yeah that’s right Q and U are gay do you have a fucking problem with that??) dislike towards the fact that they are still close. That doesn’t excuse what I am about to tell you. I just needed to catch you up to speed.

Let me set the scene.

dimly lit bar. Q and U just had a fight. U stormed out of the house screaming and without thinking pulled up to the bar they met. She goes over to the bartender and orders a vodka red bull. 

“gay” a girl next to her whispered.

U thought it was a man who spoke so U scoffed and looked at her with a stare that could kill a thousand soldiers. U quickly realized it was just a hot… hot masc leb.

“holy fuck. holy fucking fuck. that body of yours is absurd” U said. “What's your name?”

“V” the butchy butch butcher responded.

“holy smokes mama you looking finer than a box of timmy tops on a warm reaping in the middle of a hot summer night” 

“Haha, thanks” V replied.

They fell into a kiss.

Q, also needing an outlet, goes to the bar where they first met. Q orders a shirley temple with no ice and extra cherries. She takes her temple and for some reason this extra ahh bih starts to stumble through the bar like girl you are holding sprite and cherries what are you on about. Anyways ugh okay so she sees U right omg this part is crazy I forgot about this part omg okay so Q fully sees these two kissing and she goes up to them and PUSHES U off of V’s lap. V was all like “U wtf is going on” and Q was all like man fuck you this is my WIFE and V went “ohhh shit omg girl you beat her ass”

Wait actually I think U told me that she didn’t want me talking about it I probably should not have told you any of this oops. Okay i’ll just end the story I don’t wanna like betray their trust yk?

Byeeeeeee