People Watching in Marsh Plaza to Watch People Seal Their Fate

By Arianna Beck | Photo by Adrianna Egan

Originally I set out to watch people trip over that one brick. That did not go as planned. No one tripped over the brick. I literally cannot believe it. I watch people trip over this brick everyday. Do you even know what I'm talking about? Have you ever tripped on this brick? Have you ever seen someone trip over this brick??

Anyways. This article was just going to be videos of people tripping over this brick, but at last, not a soul tripped.

I staked out for 20 minutes. As I was watching this brick I could not help but watch tens of people step over the seal. Are you kidding? In big ‘25 we are still walking on this seal???? I literally cannot believe it. This is honestly one of the worst offenses a college student can commit. Every single time I witness it I scream a little. It is absolutely horrendous. 

FUCKKKKKKKK IM SO BORED IDK WHAT ELSE TO TALK ABOUT BUT JESUS I HATE SEEING PEOPLE WALK OVER THAT DAMN SEAL DO YOU CARE DO YOU LITERALLY CARE AT ALL.

When I was a freshman (in college) (at Boston U) I had a nightmare that I was rushing a sorority and they made us pack like sardines next to the seal. I was slightly pushed onto the seal. I cried. Bawled my eyes out and dropped out of the entire University. The next morning I woke up and was a changed person. I vowed to myself I would never get close to any of my body parts touching that seal. To this day I scream when I see someone step on it, as I said.

The other day I saw someone step on it and I screamed at the top of my lungs and ran at full speed towards them. 

Wait I’m done. 

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