Marine Science Budget Cuts: Anyways, Shrimp for Dinner in Warren!

By Paige Schwartz | Photo by Maddie Lam

Shrimp for dinner at Warren Towers? Okay, um. That’s a little strange. 

No, no, I get it. Like, I just feel like that’s a thing for Marci’s and West! Yeah, sure I’ll try it. Thanks. That’s so interesting. Why is it that color? It looks. Blue? Right, no, you’re right. That’s probably just in my head. Well, here I go!

*crunch*

Oh! Um. Well, that’s an interesting texture for sure. I um, don’t usually expect cooked shrimp to taste so. Um. Hollow <3 

No, I love the aftertaste. Chlorine makes so much sense for the flavors of this dish.

Locally sourced, you said? Oh, so like from like. New England? Massachusetts?

No? Well, then where?

The- the what???? The Marine Science Department????

Oh god, I think I’m gonna be sick. 

This shrimp had a name? Oh fuck, don’t tell me it. DON’T TELL ME-

Fred? That’s. That’s so sweet. That’s precious. Oh god. I took his life.