I’ll Block a Bitch on BUConnects

Written By The Bunion

Article by: Lauren Matz | Photo by: Sadie S

I’ve officially reached the DGAF portion of my college career. I don’t want to hear the words “networking” or “internship.” I will literally block a bitch on BUConnects. I’ll block a bitch on Handshake. I’ll block a bitch on Gmail. I’ll block a bitch on Terrier Central. I’ll block a bitch on MyBUStudent. I’ll block a bitch on Partiful. I’ll block a bitch on LinkedIn. I’ll block a bitch on Terrier Transit. I’ll block a bitch on Agganis Arena Ticketmaster. I’ll block a bitch on SHS Patient Connect.

Other things I’ve been doing because I Never Gave a Fuck:

  1. Lowballing on Mercari in class

  2. Taking silverware out of the dining hall

  3. Applying to internships without a cover letter

  4. Crossing the intersection with my noise cancelling headphones on while the red hand is showing

  5. Riding a full loop on the night bus for fun

  6. Putting a month’s worth of ice cream in my Microfridge freezer

  7. Going to bed with my hair wet

  8. Outfit repeating in the same week

  9. Using my allotted printer budget to print some bullllshittttt

  10. Doing laundry with the big-ass bottle of detergent someone always leaves sitting there in the laundry room

The Bunion
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