Martin Akamine-Alvarez

Martin Akamine-Alvarez

Writer, Social Media

Elon Imposes Sanctions on Rival CEO, Dr. Doofenshmirtz of DEI (Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated)

No, America I Love Your Shrinking Economy!!! It’s Scary When They Grow!!!

Ruh Roh! Bean Found Licking a Honey Pack and Won’t Stop Humping Rhett

Articles

Trump Places Tariffs on Yuri in Effort to Preserve Yaoi Markets (I Wonder Why)

Born To Be Short: How My Height Is Challenging Hegemonic Masculinity

President Gilliam to Appear on Talk Tuah Podcast

Finally Some Good News: Trump Appoints the Rizzler As His Secretary of Defense

BU Com Creates New Majors: “Vibe Curator” and “Aura Accountant”

I Got Stoned and Wrote a Bunion Article: This Is What I Wrote

Headlines

Breaking News: I’m Declaring War on My Friends After I (Fairly and Squarely) Lost a Board Game

Random! Bubba Gump Shrimp Announces Name Change

Does anyone know if we have a field trip on Friday?