Agganis Arena Announces New Giveaway: Stupid Little Beanie for You To Wear Like a Jackass

Article by: Nico Shea | Photo by: Stella

Hey, Terriers! Ever wanted to know how it feels to be a hockey player for the greatest collegiate program in history? Then come on down to the rink this weekend and get your paws on a Stupid Little Beanie!**

To commemorate and thank the Terrier faithful, Agganis Arena invites fans to immerse themselves in the jackassery of Boston University hockey culture with the Stupid Little Beanie. You’re probably just as talented as they are, why not look the part too?

Your very own Stupid Little Beanie is the ideal accessory for long, leisurely scooter rides from StuVi to West Dining Hall, blocking the view of the chumps behind you in hospitality classes, and covering up your equally stupid haircut! Make sure to leave your ears exposed to ensure the masses know you’re a complete and total douchebag who doesn’t understand the main point of wearing a beanie!

Stupid Little Beanies are one-size-fits-all - once fitted, most of the Stupid Little Beanie will not be in contact with your head. Not to worry, as the extra space is put to good use storing your overinflated ego! 

The Stupid Little Beanies fit so securely that they inhibit brain function, truly replicating for Terrier fans what it feels like to step into the skates of a Boston University hockey player. Fans should rest assured that the Stupid Little Beanies do preserve enough cognitive ability to successfully turn over the puck in the neutral zone, whiff on rebounds, AND master business administration courses. 

Come out this weekend to Agganis Arena to support our beloved Terriers (while trying to forget how good they were last year) and get yourself a Stupid Little Beanie!

Keep on the lookout for future giveaways like “Big Obnoxious Scooter for Running People Over! You’ve got places to be - no time for common courtesy!”

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**Agganis Arena and Terrier Hockey advise guests that the Stupid Little Beanie giveaway unfortunately does not include the tiny Boston Terrier that sits under the players’ hats and controls them Rhettatouille-style.