Annabel Friedman

Annabel Friedman

Writer

Articles

“Wouldn’t You Like to Know, Leather Boy” and Other Things I’ve Said to Get Kicked Out of Gay Bars

Every spring i forget about CGS freshman and then they’re here and I’m like fuckkkkk

Einstein Bros Refuses To Add Poop Bagels to Menu, Chaos Ensues

I’m Not Staring at You I’m Trying to Figure Out if You Have Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

Peeing Under My Weighted Blanket to Feel Like I’m in the Womb Again

I Was Circumcised Too, They Took the Whole Thing Off

Anyone wanna hang out rn??

Poop Smearing in C Tower Revealed To Be the Latest Banksy

Discounted Student Housing Now Available: North Campus

Headlines

Oh Look! Loser Is Biking in Too Low of a Gear on His Blue Bike, Freaking Idiot

I Wish I Could Lay Eggs. I’d Be Doing That Hella

Adding the “Pre Billionaire” Label to My Degree Because That’s How All You Fucking Cunts Sound. You’d Make a Horrible Lawyer. I’d Never Hire You As My Doctor. You’re Taking Chemistry? Aw. I Don’t Give a Fuck.